Coffee

Coffee

Coffee in the morning is divine,

this coffee this morning is mine.

Hey, read this sign

isn't this a nice line.

If only it wouldn't take an hour

to get my friend this brain power.

 I guess we shouldn't make a fuss

this line might help us.

It'll give us a time to talk

and maybe even do some sweet-talk.

Some coffee quotes for today:

• If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. ~Abraham Lincoln.
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? ~Steven Wright
• You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It's the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer's and Parkinson's as well. ~Mehmet Oz (Dr. Oz).
• Coffee is a language in itself. ~Jackie Chan

Here are some coffee jokes for this morning:

1. Price of Coffee
   A good-looking guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?
   "Coffee is four dollars the waitress says in a sweet voice".
   "How much is a refill?" the good-looking man asks.
   "Free, "says the waitress.
   "Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds
2. Psychologists Help

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,"
The psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"

3. The Beatles

Q: What is the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be 

4. The Titanic

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic
A: Sanka

Enjoy your coffee for all it's worth!